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Dave

Born in Michigan, Dave doesn't know half of anything that's going on. He spends a lot of his time working. The other portion of this time is spent fantasizing about cuddling and how nice naps are.

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Sam

Previously from Wisconsin. Sam is someone you don't mess with. She likes to call Dave Sweetie because she can. She is the only one allowed to do this.